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1. (Simple Plan) (3602↑, 1450↓)
One of the worst bands that ever graced the face of the Earth. The singer's squeaky voice makes me shove screwdrivers up my ears. They think that their life "sucks", but they don't know what a bad life is. How about you go and live in some 3rd World country or Africa with it's extreme poverty and actually understand when a life "sucks".

Suburban Kid With Rich Parents: OMFG\!\!\! My life sucks so much\! Me: Shut up.

2. (Simple Plan) (1960↑, 1087↓)
Simple Plan = Simpletons. They are a whiny band that bitches about how 'horrible' and 'tragic' their life is. No one cares except for their legions of self-pitying fans who feel they can truly connect with Simpleton's 'deep' and 'inspiring' 'music'. Perhaps the Simpletons should stop singing about the shitfullness of their lives and try the lives of the Thailand hooker, the physically abused child, the AIDS sufferer, the orphaned refugee boy and the wrongly accused. There's something true, real and honestly painful to sing about.

"The Simpletons should apologise for the bad music they've leaked throughout the world and then hurridely committ suicide."

Author: Simple Plan Sucks http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/1327055
3. (Simple Plan) (1741↑, 1067↓)
peice of shit band that sucks my left nut

Simple plan sucks my left nut

4. (Simple Plan) (1499↑, 959↓)
possibly the biggest, most gaping no talented, monotone vaginas with guitars;

simple plan can quit bitching about their tough lives and get music lessons.

5. (simple plan) (1260↑, 930↓)
Adults who cry about their fathers and play "punk rock" featured on Nickelodeon syn: Blink 182, Good Charlotte, Sum41

They played that Simple Plan song during the credits for Rugrats. They're pretty hardcore, man.

6. (Simple Plan) (967↑, 659↓)
a wacktastic pop band; the fall of Western Society as we know it

"Hey, I just bought that new Simple Plan album. It's pretty good\!" (The sound of the universe collapsing in on itself because of the pure, unbridled stupidity of that statement)

7. (simple plan) (1138↑, 877↓)
A French Canadian band (French Canda, the worse kind of Canada) that mopes about how hard it is to be white and upper-middle class. Fuelled by teen angst and armed with extremely bad talent.

Simple Plan band member: "You never understand me mum and dad, im going to play my guitar on the roof." Dad of Simple Plan band member: "But it's raining outside." Simple Plan band member: "Good\!" *runs of sobbing with his hands in the air*

8. (Simple Plan) (361↑, 164↓)
1. A plan that's simple. 2. A band from Canada responsible for hits like "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life" and "Untitled" (Which has a drunk driving themed video) Well hated by people who think its not "real" or "quality" music

1. Hey, I got a simple plan for you. 2. Simple Plan coming up next on 103.5 KISS FM.

9. (simple plan) (708↑, 546↓)
Five Canadian guys who can't seem to sing about anything except their daddies ignoring them.

Did you hear the new Simple Plan song? It's about their daddies ignoring them\! Who would've guessed?\!

10. (simple plan) (586↑, 450↓)
a band that lost their integrity when they did a song for the scooby doo 2 movie...fuck that, they never even had any integrity

"i'm a dick, i'm addicted to you" wow...real mature

11. (Simple Plan) (373↑, 243↓)
A Pop-Punk Band formed in Montreal, Canada. Great guys that don't deserve all the shit that people give. They write their lyrics through the eyes of their fans and therefor (despite popular belief) are not "complaining". The members are great guys and they're probably one of the best live shows out there today. Doesn't anybody have anything better to do today than make fun of bands they absolutely "can't stand"? So Simple Plan is musically talented and they're very down-to-earth. Stop hatin'.

Me: Hey what are you doing? Kid with no life: oh nothing.. just devoting a ton of time writing this definition about simple plan (whom I can't stand) and bashing on all their fans because they're just teenyboppers... when i could be listening to the bands i do like or maybe even going outside and getting off the damn computer. Me: stfu.

12. (Simple Plan) (493↑, 370↓)
1) Very good movie starring Bill Paxton and Billy Bob Thorton. Directed by Sam Raimi, who would later direct "Spider-Man". 2) Mediocre pop rock band made up of twenty-somethings that sings about how mean their parents are. I don't trust any band with a demographic 10 years younger than they are.

1) Lou Chambers: What you gonna buy, Jakey boy? Jacob Mitchell: I'm gonna buy me a truck. Lou Chambers: No, fuck that. Get something classy -- Trans-Am\! Jacob Mitchell: Yeah, in my wildest fuckin' dreams a Trans-Am\! 2) "My dad hates me\! (Sobs)"

13. (Simple Plan) (412↑, 337↓)
Another band in the army destined to destroy what we know as music.

We need a Simple plan to kill these motherfuckers.

14. (Simple Plan) (181↑, 108↓)
1:The most commercialized band on the face of the earth. They have been in Scooby Doo 2, Nickelodeon, Disney, MTV, and VH1. These very kind Canadian men are often ridiculed for playing whiny music that explains how much their life sucks, when in reality, SP are just making music that fans relate to. None of their lives ever sucked as much as in Africa and they know that. They are not posers of course, because if you go to SP's website, it says on the first page that they don't give a flying fuck what kind of music they are. Fans of this band are usually in the age group of 7-13. I admit that I'm 12 and I listen to SP, but also Bad Religion and NoFX. Fans falsely put Simple Plan in the Punk category when they should be in the Alternative category. You can catch SP on any tv station. Like I said, "Most Commercialized". Similar to Good Charlotte

Poor Simple Plan deserve more respect than they get.

Author: I LISTEN 2 EVERYTHING http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/1879564
15. (Simple Plan) (289↑, 227↓)
Loved or hated canadian punk pop band, known for singles such as "shut Up" and "Untitled(How could this happen to me?)" Consists of Pierre Bouvier, Sebastien LeFebvre, David Desrosiers, Jeff Stinco, and Chuck Comeau.

'Did you go to the Simple Plan concert last night?' 'I didn't know they were in town\! Bummer.'

16. (simple plan) (297↑, 235↓)
21st century pop band allegedly named punk by their enormous cult following. With their mediocre pop names and their cliche' song lyrics, they are 100% worshipped by their demographic, pre-teen and teenage preppy girls (and flamer guys.) This group of pop icons do nothing more than create crappy music (which is charged to audiences at well over $50 per ticket) and find themselves on television acting like jackasses every chance they aquire for the pleasure of their braindead viewers.

(See also: lame quotes)

17. (simple plan) (93↑, 35↓)
Verb. When you start to hate your uppermiddle class life.

joe: hey mike being uppermiddle class sucks.. I might becoming a simple plan mike: yeah so does having nothing at all and living out in the street you assburger

18. (Simple Plan) (109↑, 57↓)
While the music itself is not too terrible, the songs are always about how much their life sucks or how much they hate themselves and wish they could die. Quit trying to be [emo] and make some meaningful music for once, idiots.

Simple Plan: My life sucks\!\! WAAHH\!\! But I got tons of money\!\! WAAHH\!\! I can't sing\!\! And my girlfriend dumped me\!\! It's all my fault\!\! WAAHH\!\! I WISH I COULD DIE\!\!\! WAAAAAAHHH\!\!

19. (simple plan) (85↑, 39↓)
The horribly fake ass french-canadian "punk" band that ever pick up guitars. They are constantly singing(bitching) about how horrible their millionaire lives are.

Emo fag: Hey guys, i just bought the new simple plan album\! Other Fag: Wow, youre totally not gay now. Emo Fag: I know huh, well im gonna go cry, listen to simple plan, and then most likely cut myself. Other Fag: Oh thats spiffy, im gonna go write some shitty poetry about how no one loves me, see ya tomorrow...friend

Author: Simple Plan needs to quit bitching http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/2278654
20. (Simple Plan) (256↑, 211↓)
Fake punks that appear on MTV as much as Good Charlotte does. They'll never be the [Ramones] OR real punkers, so they might as well give up now.

Simple Plan = Sucks.

21. (simple plan) (236↑, 191↓)
A horrible earache of a band from Canada. They should be categorized as Emo Pop-Punk, if you can even call them remotely punk. They should have a "Suckiest band ever battle" between Simple Plan and Good Charlotte. Nonetheless, this band has earned its star on the walk of ass-suckdom.

I'm not really big on punk(more of a metal fan) but I do love OLD AFI, especially shut your mouth and open your eyes and black sails in the sunset(AFI's hardcore days)

Author: Jiggaboo Jones ate my fried chicken http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/664769
22. (Simple Plan) (78↑, 34↓)
Crap on legs, who by some strange and unhelpful circumstance have been given a record deal.

Me: I hate "Simple Plan " OtherPerson: Me too.

23. (Simple Plan) (89↑, 45↓)
A really awful band. They sound like Avril Lavigne's asshole. When she has bronchitis. Total faux-emo. Give a bad name to good bands. It's really sad.

Stupid Musically-illiterate poer: Simple PLAN IS DA SHIZZ_NIT BIATCH\!\!\! AND MY LIFE SUCKS\! ... OW OWOWOWOWOW\! What are you doing? Me: Trying to knock some sense into you.

24. (Simple Plan) (204↑, 162↓)
Simple Plan need a simple plan to save themselves. All my friends are like "Oh my god\! I live for Simple Plan and now that that's out i must be a to total punk\!" Excuse me but if you want to hear real punk then listen to the sex pistols, ramones, rancid, frenzal rhomb, the meanies, placebo, manic street preachers and primus and YOU WILL FIND THE MEANING OF PUNK MUSIC\!\!\!

FUCK I HATE FUCKING SIMPLE FUCKING PLAn

25. (simple plan) (82↑, 41↓)
five fags with no musical talent attempting to make music by bitching and whining about life. they are nothing but a disgrace to canadian bands.

dumbshit: simple plan is awesome me: go suck a cock you fucking dumbshit

26. (simple plan) (114↑, 73↓)
in my world, they are the most whining bastards i have ever heard of them. they couldn't sing to save their lives. and what's really sad is that their fans are obsessed over the band members and how hot they are, instead of their actually music. get over yourselves\! they have theirt own lives and you have your own\! meanwhile... their songs are soooo whiny and Pierre (who many girls fantasize living their lives with- and are mainly preteens) can't make any songs if he tried his hardest neither can Chuck or anyone else in the band. they just might as well hire a songwriter

-Man, did you hear that one, new Simple Plan song? About how life was unfair? -Sorry, I didn't catch that. I was too busy waxing my own butt and my dog's

27. (simple plan) (142↑, 102↓)
The worst band in the history of the universe. They are so fucking retarded, I would much rather listen to Britney Spears and thats saying summin'. They can't play, can't sing and their lyrics are so clichèd its unbearable, and I come up with lines like "I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare" when I am bored and write stupid poems. They have no talent and do not deserve to use this worlds' precious oxygen. They have no idea of what a "bad life" is cos they think its bad that we have to go to school and go through having no friends, get the fuck over it, stupid rejects\! Their fans are just useless poser emo kids who just got dumped too.I hate simple plan

emo kid: I just bought the new simple plan cd\!\!\! me: what on purpose\!?

Author: Guns N Roses girl http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/1662460
28. (simple plan) (80↑, 40↓)
a band if u can call it that. whines and complains how their life sucks, their job sucks, and their friends suck. are 26-year old babies who live in beverly hills and complain about how "unfair the world is to THEM" not to kids in africa, abused kids, or poverty, but cuz they didnt get their psp for christmas. ya. sums it up. simple plan=horrible worst songs= im just a kid, shut up\! (like the exclemation mark makes it "cool", chrsitmas song, or wahtever

SP kids \#1: my life sux\! i didnt get simple plan tickets SP kid \#2: you didnt?? your life DOES suck SP kid \#1: i know. life hates us.

29. (Simple Plan) (80↑, 42↓)
A French Canadian band made up of 5 members - Pierre, David, Seb, Chuck and Jeff. Well known for there 'whiny' lyrics and haters. Have a large following of teenage girls, mostly screaming for Pierre - lead singer and David - bassist.

1. Simple Plan suck so much. All they do is whinge about their parents and their life. 2. LyK OmGz I LuV You PieRrE HaVe My BabIesS YoUr SoOO HAWT\!\!

30. (Simple Plan) (139↑, 104↓)
A "rock/punk" (so theyre called...) band from Canada who hav nothing better to do than whinge and whine about their lives. Their lives are probably a hell of a lot better than lots of other peoples, being millionares and everything, but they whine anyway..

Immm sorrry I cannnt be peeerrrfeccct (Damn straight\!) Welcome to my life\! (No thanks\!) Just shuddup, shuddup, shuddup, dont wanna hear you.. (I dont want to hear YOU, Simple Plan\!)

31. (Simple Plan) (125↑, 91↓)
SIMPLE PLAN is a pathetic pop band that formed in 1999. They're constantly ridiculed for their fagged up lyrics. I totally agree with this because all they ever "sing" about is how dumb their life is, & how their girlfriends dumped them because they found out they were gay and that they have vaginas. SIMPLE EFFING PLAN MEMBERS: PIERRE BOUVIER: Insufferable lead singer, enjoys making childish and obscene gestures with his stubby hands. JEFF STINCO: Pfft\! More like STINKO. He's the "lead guitar" in the band. He's also the egg head with the girly face and abnormally big earrings. CHUCK CORNEAU: This one attempts to drum in the "band". SEBASTIEN LEFEBVRE: Yet again, merely attempts rhythm guitar while failing miserably. DAVID DESROSIERS: Tries much too hard to play bass guitar. He's the wearer of queer try hard emo haircuts and girl's jeans. Yeah, real cool David. Even though they suck so badly, Simple Plan still (very sadly) has a large audience of mainstream teenyboppers with no taste in actual music. PLEASE, TAKE MY ADVICE. DON'T UNDER ANY CIRUMSTANCES (EVEN BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH) LISTEN TO SIMPLE PLAN.

SIMPLE PLAN SUCK... Seriously do not fall into the trap of becoming a "POSER".

Author: Anna says: Don't listen to Simple Plan whatever you do. Please\! http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/1791280
32. (simple plan) (99↑, 65↓)
Lamest band on earth, they suck beyond comprehension. while the millions record companies spend millions on these middle class whingers they could be restoring infrastructure to africa or helping to eraidacate world debt, but noooo they wanna fund some whinging,(left) ball sucking, losers.

Dumbass whinger: OMG i looove simple plan, how awesome and deep is the plight of their eternal torture form that is their lives, i can totally relate to it Me: (starts to shudder violently) a...but...they...how could anyone....like...(head explodes as a result of being unable to comprehend how anyone is stupid enough to like a band that gay)

Author: paul jones (defender of all that does not suck) http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/1646646
33. (simple plan) (74↑, 41↓)
what you get when you request the musical equivalent of retarded monkey shit. a disturbing fusion of hillary duff-esque poop rock and the sound of millions of cats dying of bowel cancer. favoured by people who dont even have an iota of musical taste, or thoose who believe that their middle class suburban lives are too utterly depressing and cacked in the emotional crisis of their emo boyfriends dumping them or their stupid fashion mullet haircut going horribly wrong (like it wasnt wrong in the first place) to any reasonable music to come through that dosent make me want to scratch my own face off in sheer disgust

fag- mannn i love simple plan, there songs are like- just like my life me- what do you mean? fag- the sing about my pain and how no one understands me me- *stabs in mouth* fag- *gurgles inchorenetly* me- i see what you mean....

34. (simple plan) (149↑, 116↓)
A crappola band that honestly has no talent. Their lyrics are simplistic.

I have a 'simple plan'...lets assasinate these retarded canadians.

35. (simple plan) (106↑, 73↓)
major sellouts that are so catchy its sickening

simple plan are a bunch of sellouts. if you like them thats fine, but you have to admit they are what pop punk should not be.

36. (Simple Plan) (100↑, 69↓)
ok, this is the kind of shit that should be banned from being called rock. this is one of the biggest poser bands, which really pisses me off. i think that this band should die in fucking hell

cool kid: why are you listening to simple plan? faggot poser: because they are so sweet cool kid: wow your a fucking queer.

37. (simple plan) (95↑, 64↓)
Often mistakenly labelled a band, Simple Plan is the name given to a gigantic pile of French Canadian crap shaped like a band. Occasionally, air is squeezed out of holes in the pile, resulting in a horrible noise with no musical complexity, never more than three chords, and the most complete and utter lack of lyrical depth this side of reality. Fans often say that they are only writing what they know. They don't seem to realise that that is the problem, as upper-middle class preppy teenyboppers don't write good punk lyrics.

Me: Man, if Simple Plan was here right now, I would direct so much hate at them that they would cease to exist. That is how very much I hate them for what they have done to the popular punk scene. Simple Plan: Hey, Dad, look at me... Me: Whoa, look\! It's Simple Plan\! *starts directing hate* Simple Plan: *doesn't do anything, having simply vanished out of existence from the sheer hatred*

38. (simple plan) (93↑, 64↓)
The 'band' that makes me envy deaf people. I'm getting sick and tired of hearing their endless whining about how horrible their lives are (they should do everyone a favor and end them now). If you put simple plan down, their prepubecent fans often say things like "get a life", often followed by a "talk to the hand because the face isn't listening" while flaunting their homosexuality.

Me: What the hell??\! My ears are bleeding\!\!\! This is terrible\! What is this shit\!? Deaf Person: What? Simple Plan Fan: Gawd\! It's Simple Plan\! Get a life\!

39. (Simple Plan) (100↑, 70↓)
A band full of whiney-ass bitches who constanly complain about how horrible their lifes are and how much their dad didn't love them or something. Emos love this band. And that is why I hate them.

Emo: I went to see Simple Plan last night. It made me feel so good that I cut myself. Me: *Stabstabstab*

40. (simple plan) (118↑, 88↓)
annoying band, that all they do is whine about shit and they suck and have no talent

simple plan sucks

41. (simple plan) (95↑, 66↓)
5 guys from Montreal, Quebec, Canada in a so-so band. Their lyrics suck, the singer can't sing, but they are still loved by millions of 12 year olds. I guess they relate to their " I hate my parents" whiny stuff.

Bob: Hey Dude, what CD d'you buy? Little girl: Um, Still not getting any, the new Simple Plan cd Bob: ... Little girl: Bob? Where are you? *sobs*

42. (Simple Plan) (103↑, 75↓)
Possibly the suckiest band known to man. All they do is whine and complain about their lives, they should really shut the fuck up until they find out what a hard life really is.

Simple Plan: fuckcuntpissshit my life sucks ass\!\!\! Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP\!

43. (simple plan) (101↑, 72↓)
Simple plan is a pop band that a lot of teenyboppers and preps consider to be punk. There's nothing wrong with being a pop band, just don't call yourself something you're not\! Also, they're NOT like G.C or Sum 41. A bunch of "punks" talk about how much they hate S.P because it's pop. Wow, and I was under the impression punk was all about bein who you are...

Pop... SP fan: Dude I love Simple Plan\! Evil-poser-punk: AHH YOU FUCKIN POSER I HATE YOU YOU LIKE POP AHHHH, DIE DIE DIE\!\!\!

44. (simple plan) (69↑, 41↓)
A band that makes me ashamed to become Canadian. Their lead singer sounds like fucking Spongebob and the other band mates were probably taught how to play by Good Charlotte(gay fags). I would like to kick their balls if they had any.

Me: What are you doing after school? Simple Plan fan: I'm going to a Simple Plan concert. Me: Why are you wasting your life?

45. (simple plan) (93↑, 65↓)
A band fronted by a guy called Pierre Bouvier. He is currently planning to release another beyond awful album and is the son of the devil.

Hey guys did you buy the new Simple Plan album that's about fake depression and annoying voices mixed with cheesy guitar sounds?

Author: the anti-danish guy http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/1739850
46. (Simple Plan) (81↑, 53↓)
No talent jokes from Quebec, who (along with Good Charlotte, Panic\! At The Dico and Fall Out Boy) are destroying punk music, cause somewhere along the line Simple Plan became punk and mainstream music buried true punk like Bad Religion, Sex Pistols and so forth. Mainly listened to by wannabe punks who don't know anything about Bad Religion.

Fag: I like punk music. Me: Oh, so do you like Bad Religion or The Misfits? Fag: Who? I'm talking about Punk...like Simple Plan. Who ever your talking about can't be punk, I've never heard of them. Me: *Punch* Seriously based on true events

Author: Deadman Music Scene http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/1683172
47. (simple plan) (103↑, 75↓)
a boyband with guitars and drumsticks that whine about ABSOLUTELY NOTHING\!\!\!\! they are fags and should die.

Simple Plan should die and go to hell...

Author: A7X kicks serious ASS http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/1671720
48. (simple plan) (127↑, 99↓)
A stupid MTVosis inducing band. Stupid whores and retarded wannabe punks listen to this shit. Like that dumb bag that said "OH YEAH, I HATE PREPS\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!" on an earlier definition. What the hell? You're gay. I'd rather have a seizure than listen to this pop bullshit.

Simple plan is simply homosexual.

49. (Simple Plan) (84↑, 57↓)
stupid whiny kids that have fans that think they are all emo and hardcore when really, the real emos make fun of them. And it's Hilary Duff's favorite band, therefore it sucks major ass. Simple Plan = the worst band on the face of the planet

kid 1: I'm soo emo, I cut my wrists and listen to Simple Plan\! kid 2: haha, you stupid prep.

50. (Simple Plan) (142↑, 115↓)
A terrible pop-punk band that wants to be Nirvana by singing pseudo-depressed pop songs to ten-year-olds. They dye their hair black and feed the "Punk-Poser" and "I'm-so-goth" groups.

The reason we have all these annoying posers and such is because of the disgraceful music that escapes the walnut-sized brains and oversized mouths of annoying bands like Simple Plan.

Author: Lord Of The Xenophiles http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/1167909
51. (Simple Plan) (130↑, 103↓)
Quite possibly the BIGGEST poseurs in Hollywood. They whine about how their life sucks and they hate everyone. Then, 13 year old tennyboppers listen to their music and decide they can't take the 'stress' anymore and commit suicide.

Teenybopper: *listens to Simple Plan* Oh my gaaaaawd. I hate my liiiiiiiiife. I can relate to these guys sooooo much because nobody listens to me and everyone hates meeeeeeeee. *slits wrists* Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

52. (Simple Plan) (163↑, 136↓)
The worst band ever. Most of the fans are teenyboppers who have rabies and are brainwashed by MTV and VH1. Guys who listen to them are brainwashed into thinking they are punk. Listen kids, go listen to Nirvana or Yellowcard. Those bands are not pop rock like Simple Plan (mor lyk stupid plan m i rite) is.

Simple Plan sucks. Plain and simple.

53. (simple plan) (82↑, 56↓)
One of the worst bands in the fuckin world, this piece of shit is considered the greatest band on the planet by stupid emo kids, who listen to good charlotte, mcr, the offspring, and the rest of that pop punk shit, fuck simple plan, they think there lives are the worst in the world\!\!\! HA HA HA HA HAHAHA HHA HA HA\!\!\!

Simple plan are the biggest fags on this planet, I hope they get AIDS

54. (Simple Plan) (77↑, 52↓)
a [horrible] band from canada... the fact that they sing what they feel makes them more facetious, and that voice \!\!\! how bad can it sound \!\!?\!\! grrrrr... and his name is Pierre (very frenchy) hahaha simple plan die hard fans usually consider them as the best band ever... which is evidence that they know nothing about music...

even late night with [conan o'brien] are making fun of that simple plan song "welcome to my life"... when the misunderstood teenager comes out and the simple plan song plays while conan, max, and the guy stares at one direction or one another... hahaha, one of the funniest things i've ever seen

55. (simple plan) (98↑, 73↓)
the biggest disgrace to music ever\!\!\!\!\!

wow..simple plan really do suck\!

56. (simple plan) (67↑, 43↓)
items 3 and 4..a standing ovation is in order simple plan is just another* boy band that dresses in black *good charlotte,my chemical romance..grrrrr

lil simple plan lover: i love simple plan me: OMFG your soooo fucking hardcore (cough cough) (sarcasm)

Author: PUNKGIRLOFFTHEBUS http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/1703970
57. (Simple Plan) (80↑, 56↓)
originally thought of as just that shitty band, simple plan can now be placed on anything/anyone that is a huge embarrassment in general.

"my dads glasses fold up into a 1 inch case. what a failure. what a simple-planning son of a bitch" "why are we so uncreative? i can't come up with any band names.. crap, why don't we call ourselves 'LAME ASS'.. or no lets just resort to the simple plan of- "thats it\! simple plan\! its like code for lame ass\! with a shit-name like that we won't have the added pressure of making good music\!" "you're so right\! that reminds me.. why AM i such a dumb poser?"

58. (simple plan) (72↑, 48↓)
Quite possibly the worst thing ever. "I heard you're doin okay, but I want you to now" that's what is sounds like since their voices are so friggin high. All the damn sp fans say "shut up\! if you hate them keep it to yourself\!". Yeah, cuz deep down you know they suck major amounts of dick.

"My dad hates me, even though he gave me a new lexus and $200 for my birthday." "Dude, I have to pay for my own car. That'll take years." "Yeah, but your dad loves you\!" (runs out crying with his hands in the air). Simple plan simly sucks

59. (Simple Plan) (85↑, 61↓)
1. Emo band from Quebec, whiners really. Every song is about being so misunderstood and depressed. I could see writing one or two songs on the subject but these assholes drag it out into an entire career. Emo in general takes little to no talent to perform, as the majority of what emo stands for is an image of desperateness (a desperate need to have one's ass kicked). Tight jeans, sweaters, hair that hangs at an angle over your face, YOU'RE HALFWAY THERE\! Now add three power chords and a whiny male singer, AND YOU'RE DONE\! You can now make a platinum album under the guise of the musician\! But seriously, you should be ashamed of yourself. If anyone deserves to listen to this bilge, it's convicts currently serving life sentences. Wait, what am I saying?\! The only people who deserve this trash are the people who created it. No one else is THAT guilty.

h4XX0r: 5l/\\/\\pl3 pl4n r0xx0r5 j00. me: fuck off and listen to something with balls. dipshit.

60. (Simple Plan) (219↑, 195↓)
A Band that some people like and others don't. They are definalty NOT emo. In my opinion, I think they are a great band, if you don't agree with me then stop bitching and keep it to yourself. What's wrong with them playing the music that they want to? It's not up to you to decide what they play. They band members are: Pierre Bouvier: Lead Volals Jeff Stinco: Lead Guitar Sebastien Lefebvre: Guitar, Backround Vocals David Desrosiers: Bass, Backround Vocals Chuck Comeau: Drums Their two albums are: No Pads... No Helmets... Just Balls (2002) Still Not Getting Any...

If you don't like them quit complaining and get a fucking life.

Author: ...Someone Else.. http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/1374389
61. (simple plan) (71↑, 48↓)
See [emo band], [cokehead], [pothead] [emo], and you get the fuckin point

Child influenced by Simple plan: GO FUCK YOURSELF DAD\! Kid's dad: You are not allowed to use such language in this household\! Simple Plan member: That kid doesn't need a fag like you\! He needs marijuana, porn, crack, and beer\! (goes to the kid) Hey, kid, you should skip school. sex is better\! Moral of the story: Simple plan is just a bunch of emo kids who skipped school and are on drugs. Do not listen to their music, or you will get the urge to think that school's for fags.

62. (simple plan) (78↑, 55↓)
(1)simple plan-simple minds. A band whom are wannabes. Sound crap. Are whiney. Fans are either teenyboppers 'like omg ya simple plan' or some kid who wont shut up about how his/her life sucks.. yada yada yada. (2) a plan/ scheme that is simple.:|

(1) Oh have you heard that simple plan song, called shut up? Ironic wouldnt you say? they should 'shut up.' (2) aha\! i like it\! what simple plan, hmmm could work...

63. (Simple Plan) (93↑, 70↓)
a sorry excuse for music. a band member whose name is pierre. can often be paired with 1. good charlotte 2. sum41 3. blink182 and other gay-ass bands like that.

fAllingfOryOu:did yoo liiek get that new siimple plan cd? heEdoVahEels:yeahhhhh. iits so0o0o0o0o0o hard core. ii wana see them liive lol. fAllingfOryOu: lol. ttyl\! xoxo 143 omgz ukwur bfflnenenenenenenene

64. (Simple Plan) (80↑, 58↓)
A band that tries to be [punk], when really they are [emo]. They are unquestionably one of the worst bands of the last two years, and among the worst of all time.

I would prefer to be trapped in the 80s listening to Wham\! and Duran Duran for the rest of my life than listen to Simple Plan.

65. (Simple Plan) (83↑, 62↓)
The worst "punk" band ever\!\!\!\! These assholes sing about how much life suck when they are fucking millionares. What a bunch of jackasses. To those of you who think they don't care what we think get a fucking clue. If they didn't care they'd still be a bunch of guys playing out of their garage not trying to be popular but doing it because its what they love. They whine about nothing. They need to take a trip to Ethiopia where 9 year old girls are raped, get pregnant, have children, and starve to death. These guys need to do the world a favor and fucking kill themselves

ethiopian girl: PLAESE NO DONT RAPE ME ethiopian guy: Fuck you I do what I want Simple Plan: I hate you dad\! Why won't you let me go for a ride in our 500,000 dollar car? (Runs away crying like a bitch)

66. (simple plan) (76↑, 55↓)
Simple Plan (Whinging gits) Should be renamed to Simpletons or Simply Painful. My message to them, boo hoo fellas, no really, I mean it. I can't imagine what it must be like growing up as a teenager with parents, in a house, with meals provided and no doubt all the little luxuries that are expected...wait....hang on a minute\! Wasn't I a teenager once? By Zuess's beard I think I was\! In fact, I'd go so far as to say that everyone has been a teenager at some point in their lives\! If you think being a teenager is tough and no-one understands you then I can't wait for you to experience the real world\! Wake up to yourselves ya bunch of spanners, appreciate everything you have got. The world ain't gonna come to you, you gotta get involved with it so STOP BLOODY CRYING\!\!\! Sheesh\! I just want to slap you all and poke you in the eye.

Simple Plan - Untitled - (How Could This Happen To Me?) Uh, guys, just cos the title is in brackets doesn't mean it's not a title\! Stop trying to be clever...you're not\! Goose\!

67. (Simple Plan) (80↑, 60↓)
srry guys but now i need to puke, simple plan licks my sack, if u want real punk y dont u check out: the clash, sexpistols, germs, ramones, misfits,dead kennedys,the virus, the exploited, the descendents, the casualties,AFI (in the 80's when they wer still on nitro records, now the suck), propagandhi, pennywise, dropkick murphys, black flag and much more..

its a simple plan bluenotes pop punker... how pethetic. I pity children like that

68. (Simple Plan) (76↑, 56↓)
Simple Plan is a band made up of five people from the Canadian province of Quebec and consists of two members of the band Reset. (The only difference being that Reset was somewhat good.) They have released two albums since 2003, 'No Pads, No Helmets, Just Balls' and 'Still Not Getting Any'--and it can be presumed that they are still not getting 'any' because their songs should lead anyone to believe they are whiny 12-year olds and no one wants to be accused of statutory rape.

Example 1: Person: Simple Plan is the best band and Pierre sings so great\! Me: No. Example 2: Person: Reset was much better. Me: Yeah, probably. Example 3: Person: OH MY GOD, SIMPLE PLAN IS THE BEST BAND EVER\! Me: That's because you're trendy.

69. (Simple Plan) (128↑, 108↓)
1)Peice Of Emo Trash 2)Some movie

Simple Plan is so god damn emo

70. (simple plan) (96↑, 77↓)
Whiny boy band who label themselves "punk". WTF? The Red Hot Chili Peppers are more "punk" than them, and RHCP aren't even punk\! Geez\! And all my friends rekon the lead singers hot\! Grossout\! Axl Rose looks like a Calvin Klien model next to him\!

80's Metal/heavy metal beats simple plan's ass\!

71. (Simple Plan) (101↑, 83↓)
Fuckwits with guitars that whine about their lattes.

OMG, like Simple Plan like tottalllly rocks my socks.

72. (simple plan) (83↑, 66↓)
Completely terrible band who pretend to be something they are not and whine about being something that isn't that bad. There's much worse things in the world to write songs about, like rape, death and robbery, but they choose to write about not studying for an exam and failing. Go figure. Loved by people who listen to the radio and watch mtv non stop and have not heard of great bands like Led Zeppelin and smashing pumpkins.

Tennybopper "OMG sp are sooooooooooooooo talented and pierre is soooooo hot\!\! Me "Led Zeppelin and Smashing Pumpkins are much much much better." Teenybopper "Who?" or "Try another SP: Sex Pistols, Smashing Pumpkins, Stoned Potheads.

73. (simple plan) (84↑, 66↓)
A power-pop band whos fan base mainly contains under 14 teeny-bopper "grungers". Often mistaken for punk, however never will be. Liked/Hated mainly for their lyrics:'i'm a dick- im adicted to you' on their song "addicted" and for thier jumps in the middle of songs.

simple plan fan: 'i cant go see simple plan because the venue is over 14s only\! not fair\!'

74. (simple plan) (83↑, 67↓)
this band. sucks. it's that simple. so shitty. almost as shitty as good charlotte. seriously, get a life? people? honestly? i can't take this guys voice. just please. stop listening to this music. please. please. they came here with avril and i'm so happy that i live far away from where they played cuz my friends could hear it and i pity their ears. i want to die when i hear them they suck the fuck however... perfect. is a good song. as much as it hurts to admit it. it's a good song.

"simple plan can suck on a fuck and go eat shit." "yeah dude. except for that perfect song." "yeah man, that's not too bad." "but they still gotta go get laid."

75. (simple plan) (89↑, 73↓)
a lesbian band waiting to grow a vagina

look simple plans playing at the gay and lesbian parade\!\!\!

76. (Simple Plan) (89↑, 73↓)
Crappy band that has a lead singer that sounds like a Pre-teen girl. One of the many bands that are driving the rock genre into the ground.

Thanks to bands like simple plan rap is taking over and rock is going downhill.

77. (simple plan) (102↑, 88↓)
A [punk-rock]/[emo] band. I don't know why they haven't been labeled emo, but they definately are more so than, say, [Death Cab for Cutie]. They're music's not that bad, but can be pretty annoying if you listen too closely to the lyrics.

"I'm sorry, I can't be perfect." ..Emo.

78. (Simple Plan) (87↑, 70↓)
possibly the biggest, gaping, no talented, monotone vaginas with guitars ever; see [blink 182] and [good charlotte]

simple plan, time to move out of daddys house, and learn how to play music. how is your life so fucked up, you dont support yourself...

79. (simple plan) (92↑, 77↓)
A band singed to the same label as good charlotte .... do u see a patteren? the cry about who they are miss understood teenagers .. when in actual reality the are like 26-30 or wut ever and they still cry about how mommy and daddy want them to be perfect\!\!\!\!\! come on get a fuckin clue

Fags like gc and avril and hillary .....fuckin fags

80. (simple plan) (83↑, 68↓)
A band that I used to like but not anymore. I have left them for System of a Down, which on the other side of the spectrum, actually makes sense in their own nonsensical way.

*some person*: Look\! I got the new Simple Plan album\! *Me*: Dude, you are in serious need of a realization that SOAD owns their ass.

Author: wouldntyouliketoknow http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/715766
81. (Simple Plan) (88↑, 74↓)
Attention all preps, attention all preps. Humans (a very interesting species of life capable of intellect, unlike the zombie-like preppies)do not like Simple Plan for two reasons: their musical artistry is below average at best and worse, they are popular, indicating the eventual downfall of humanity. You preppies and punk/skater posers need to understand that [MTV] is taking a giant shit on you and you lick it up like ice cream. Its quite disturbing to see other quasi-life forms indulge themselves in what is essentially raw sewage. But then again, its a bit amusing...

Simple Plan maintains a complex thought process behind their songs: play simple-minded music and simple-minded beings will buy it, i.e. preppies.

82. (Simple Plan) (94↑, 81↓)
A pathetic excuse for a band. MTV made this band popular, many "punk rockers" like this band and go around screaming about "how hot the lead singer is" Simple Plan formed their so-called-punk band to show how "rebellious" and "punk" they are...it didn't work.

Another shitty band MTV popularized to satisfy the preppy teenage girls out there.

83. (Simple Plan) (74↑, 62↓)
Simple plan, just like all gay punk rockers all suck big ones. They only appeal to 12 year old kids, who have such a horrible life because they cant go to the mall and buy new clothes or get a new video game. ever since going to africa and east asia on medical mission trips, when i see these types of people stand out. Obviously Punk rockers arent the only ones who are spoiled, but they sure do whine about it. Oh yah, they are canadian too. who likes canada? what good do the do? Hockey? Hockey has no scoring. very retarded.

canadian bands suck like no other\!\!

84. (simple plan) (80↑, 69↓)
the former members of the backstreet boys.....they shouldn't even be allowed to be classified as pop-punk.they're pop...thats it, it doesnt matter if they have percings and spiky hair...

they're a second rate version of blink-182....blink-182 is horrible.

85. (Simple Plan) (10↑, 0↓)
A French-Canadian Pop-Punk band from Montréal, Québec, also known as SP consisting of: Pierre Bouvier: Lead Vocals Jeff Stinco: Lead guitarist Sébastien Lefebvre: Rhythm guitarist and backing vocalist David Desrosiers: Bassist and backing vocalist Chuck Comeau: Drummer Despite the fact the band has had a lot of criticism, they are nothing like the 'whiny, emo, bitches' they have been called and labeled as. Instead they write and play music which they have experienced throughout their lives, most likely when they were teens. They have also never once called themselves 'Punk' and never intend to. In fact, they are even releasing an album on June 21st and have done collaborations on songs on the upcoming album with: Can't Keep My Hands Off You feat. Rivers Cuomo of Weezer Jet Lag (English Version) feat. Natasha Bedingfield Jet Lag (French Version) feat. Marie Mai Simple Plan, even have their own foundation (The Simple Plan Foundation) to help kids of any age whether they are a victim of abuse, need help taking off drugs, have cancer or any other diseases etc. SP do charity concerts and charity work, they have been on tour with other bands and musicians such as Avril Lavigne and Sugar Ray. Even though haters had thrown objects at them on stage, they never stopped playing. Sometimes, it's just the case people say they 'love' Simple Plan, just of the looks and fitness of the boys, which in fact they have only listened to, or heard maybe one or two songs by them.

Crazy Not-So-Fan Girl: OMG, David and Pierre are like SOOOOO HOT\! I LOVE SP\!\! Me: *sighs* how many songs have you heard by them? Crazy Not-So-Fan Girl: Uhmm, I can't remember... but aren't they like SOOO HOT?\! Me: They may be good looking, but a proper Simple Plan fan would at least know one song by them or more... ________ Other situation ________ Hater: Ugh, Simple Plan suck so much, I don't even know why you like them, they have no talent what so ever, they whine about everything... Me: It's nice to see you have an opinion, but keep it to yourself. Because first thing is, I can like whichever bands I want to like. Second, they do have talent, and lots of it, otherwise they wouldn't be able to play guitar, drums and sing to actually create a band and the third thing is. They do not whine about everything, there has only been maybe 3 songs where they seem more emotional than the rest. Hater: ... geez, they're such gay faggots then. Me: ha, no they aren't, they've either all got girlfriends, had girlfriends or at least married.

Author: The-British-Lassie http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/5762121
86. (simple plan) (87↑, 78↓)
Another stupid pop band that think they're "tEh HaRdKoRnEsS\!\!113232213" but they really suck.

3 reasons why they seem think they're like blink-182: 1.A girl in the I'd Do Anything video has a blink shirt..you'll see it,it's black with the TOYPAJ thing on the sleeve and it says "Blink-182" on the front. 2.Mark Hoppus sings for that song,too..What the fudgesicles is going on here? 3.When you look at their CD cover and name you'll say "Why do these guys think that their blink-182?" I love blink-182,they're my favourite band,but WHY do these stupid guys try to be like them?\!?\!

87. (simple plan) (82↑, 74↓)
An extremely gay pop-punk band who bitch about parents, teenage years, and shit. They and Good charlotte continue to give a bad name to better bands, such as Green day, and blink182. synonyms: Good charlotte, Dashboard confesional.

Person:1: OMG\!\! Simple plan is SOO hot\!\! Person2: Shut the fuck up.

88. (Simple Plan) (86↑, 79↓)
Noun: *N Sync with a few guitars. Simple Plan is a quote-unquote "rock" group who sing about being mad at their dads. They were born in Canada, but came to The USA to brainwash middle school kids into thinking that they are punk. They perform worldwide giving hope to teenagers everywhere-- if you've bought at least one T-shirt from Hot Topic and have spiked your hair, you're punk. For real punk see: The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, Screeching Weasel, Greenday. Hell, even Bowling For Soup's pre-MTV material. See similar: Good Charlotte.

Simple Plan is for adolescent Hot Topic-shopping, acne-fighting, suburban & snobby mall rats who either suffer from sleep deprivation or take Ritalin more than twice a week.

89. (Simple Plan) (4↑, 0↓)
One of the greatest bands ever that gets ridiculed by fan-boys that don't want to admit their fan-boys. They are also the best thing to come out of Canada

Simple Plan

90. (Simple Plan) (3↑, 0↓)
A Canadian band that writes songs about what had happened to them at least once before and to other people.

Don't like Simple Plan? THEN FUCK OFF\!

Author: Go Suck Your Mothers Balls http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/5814557
91. (Simple Plan) (199↑, 196↓)
A Band that is NOT PUNK ROCK they never said they were punk rock. stop stereo-typing bands. all they want to do is make music they never asked for you to like them. they dont CARE at all if you hate them or not.

Simple Plan does have fans they dont really care you hate them

92. (simple plan) (266↑, 263↓)
a decent Canadian band that people love to make fun of.

Simple Plan is a band.

93. (Simple Plan) (2↑, 0↓)
A band hated by urban dictionary faggots who think they're so brilliant but in reality, they can only write wackass comments and have no life other than that.

Guy 1: I love Simple Plan\! Guy 2: Simple Plan sucks\! Guy 1: Shut up, faggot\!

94. (Simple Plan) (1↑, 0↓)
A French-Canadian band which contains an admittedly whiny range of adults. While not brilliant and their music is a little...angsty, some people like them for what they were like on an interview which portrayed them in a positive light. Thats the primary reason I got into Simple Plan. If you watch the video on youtube titled Simple Plan Behind the Scenes DVD (1/3) and like it, you will find out that yes, they are actually pretty stupid and funny, and are just whiny in their songs. In the band, there are: Pierre Bouvier (lead vocals) Jeff Stinco (lead guitar) Sébastien Lefebvre (rhythm guitar, backing vocals) David Desrosiers (bass guitar, backing vocals) Chuck Comeau (drums and percussion). They have released four studio albums: No Pads, No Helmets...Just Balls (2002), Still Not Getting Any... (2004), "Simple Plan (2008) and Get Your Heart On\! (2011); as well as two widely marketed live albums: Live in Japan 2002 (2003) and MTV Hard Rock Live (2005). Some of this information is not mine and so credit also goes to Wikipedia.

Simple Plan is known for their singles, "Shut Up\!" and "I'm Just a Kid" among others.

Author: IrishCritic_And_MCR-Lover-XD http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/5937865
95. (simple plan) (1↑, 1↓)
1. A mainstream pop band with no talent bragging bout their lives. 2. Poser "rock band" 3. Fans have an IQ lower than 70 or severe mental retardation.

A typical Simple Plan fangirl: Ohhhhhhhh they're not mainstream they have real talent and are better than Deep Purple and Zeppelin. Simple Plan fans are mentally retarded.

96. (Simple Plan) (4↑, 5↓)
A kick ass band composed of the BEST guys ever. Made in Canada eh? To all them haters saying kids with financially stable families have no reason to be sad GO TO HELL\! Depression is a brain condition, you don't have to be homeless. Yes their lucky, but no, they CAN sing about how sad they are cuz you're not them so you don't know if their life suxx or not\!

Person A: "SIMPLE PLAN SUCKS\! RICH PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT SADNESS" Me: "WTF YOU MORON?? OF COURSE THEY DO YOU DONT GOTTA BE POOR TO BE SAD"

97. (Simple Plan) (167↑, 169↓)
Canadian band. They seem to be more kid-oriented, and like most people I can't really see them doing marijuana or injuring people. They write about their own experiences and what they've seen throughout life. Hey, isn't that what all music artists do?

Er...just listen to the music. That's example enough.

98. (Simple Plan) (82↑, 84↓)
America sinks low to listen to crap or let it in to this great land. Oh well, but Simple Plan is the worst band , those darn pseudo-punks that are rich\!\!\!\! Seriously, listen to real punk or leave me alone.

Simple Plan.... destroy their cds.. Warner Bros. oddly enough is good at selling albums

99. (Simple Plan) (143↑, 148↓)
A Awesome band from Canada who can speak French and plays awesome live shows the band consitsts of Pierre Bouvier David Desrosiers Sebastien Lefebvre Jeff Stinco Chuck Cameau and Patrick Cunningham-Web Guy they know how to have fun and they write lyrics that any teenager can relate to Simple Plan is Awesome

Girl:Hey did you catch Simple Plan last night? Girl2:Yeah they were awesome and they were nice guys to

100. (Simple Plan) (86↑, 91↓)
gay really gay, i need 20 letters

man their gay yet again i need 20 letters

101. (Simple Plan) (155↑, 161↓)
A really great band. A lot of people don't like them, but if you just listen to the songs, EVERYONE can relate to the lyrics at one point in their lives. Pierre Bouvier-Lead Vocalist Sebastien Lefebvre-Guitar and Backup Vocals Jeff Stinco-Lead guitar David Desrosiers-Bass Guitar and Backup Vocals Chuck Comeau-Drums

Simple Plan rocks and I don't care what you say\!

102. (Simple Plan) (83↑, 91↓)
another pop punk band..who i thought was good, but then got a brain\!\!they suck\! they (just like blink and others) try to be punk...but they too dress like skaters...they dont look or soung punk\!\!\!get a brain and listen to some good music\!

you listen to simple plan right??hahahaha i bet you listen to good charlotte 2\!

103. (simple plan) (137↑, 148↓)
they are one of the best bands ever. people always are saying that they have to much to complain about, but its their outlook on life, and its not just for them to complain about; its also for others to realte to. and then others say they have a punk image; not really, its just David and Jeff that make them look punk. so judge all you will Simple Plan is one of the best bands i have ever heard of\!\!

me: so did you listen to the band? Talyse: Simple Plan? of course, only the best band ever... now i need tickets\!\!\! Me: they go on sale tomorrow\! (we get up an hour before tickets go on sale, and wait eagerly at computer for best tickets\!\!)

104. (Simple Plan) (77↑, 91↓)
The source of it all. See [Blink 182]. Simple Plan is rap and hip-hop's plan to brainwash people into the mainstream. So far it is working too. Simple Plan sucks. It consists of everything Blink 182 consists of: Shitty vocals, no real guitaring skills, and a shitty drummer. In summary: Don't waste your time here, its just more brainwashing mainstream, served up in shitty vocals and guitaring.

See [Blink 182] and [Sum 41]

105. (Simple Plan) (62↑, 77↓)
another 'trendy' band that freaks/goths/punks (posers) first love then hate because they want to fit in they are almost exactly like [Good Charlotte]

freak: simple plan kicks ass freak2: simple plan sucks freak: simple plan are posers they suck

106. (simple plan) (137↑, 159↓)
A good band. No one knows what they are talking about\! They have 1 song about thier dad, and then some about IMPORTANT things, like telling kids not to drink and drive\! You all can freakinbg shut up, cause simple plan is a true band, not one that talks about sex and crap\!

The song untitled is about drunk driving, and not to do it. Look it up\! Simple Plan lost a friend to drunk driving, so they get it\!

107. (simple plan) (133↑, 157↓)
a very misunderstood band. everyone seems to be pissed because they "sing about their sucky lives" but the truth is, they don't. they sing songs they want their fans to be able to relate to. sometimes people need things to listen to, to make them happy. if you don't like them then ok, don't listen to them, but leave everyone alone who knows they are obviously a lot better than soo many other people who have tried to get into the music industry, and failed.you waste too much time complaining about them. it's seriously pathetic. they are an extremly talented band, and have really made some great music that all their fans appreciate. and for everyone who hates them, they don't make their music for you, they make it for their fans, so fuck off.

simple plan are talented. your just a piece of shit. fuck off. stop wasting your time.

108. (simple plan) (200↑, 224↓)
an alternative/pop-rock band from canada.

simple plan is a band from canada. they're not half bad either.

109. (simple plan) (348↑, 379↓)
a pop-punk band from canada. that's it. plain and...simple. they're really nothing much to be wasting your time over if you don't fancy them.

(faggot) dude...simple plan fucking sux, dude...blah blah blah blah blah... (me) dude..get a fucking life.

Author: celebrity foreskin http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/1054781
110. (simple plan) (79↑, 112↓)
An amazing band, they may sound like they think there life sucks but that is NOT true, if you think that you need to learn more about the guys themselves, they dont sing about there dads hating them your probably thinking of the song perfect but they actually love there dads, and pierres (the lead singer) dad actually drove them around when they first started. there not punk or any of that there just a GREAT band\! \<3

simple plan is awesome\!

111. (simple plan) (180↑, 213↓)
Simple plan is a good band classified as punk-rock, personally I think it's just rock. Unlike other bands simple plan seem to be alot more laid back and i can't see them throwing people off the stage if they climbed on it. There songs admittadly are aimed towards kids, but there songs are full of meaning and quality music. Alot of people hate them, but then most people don't listen to more than one of there songs before they reach there conclusions.

"I'd do anything, just to hold anything, just to fall asleep with you"

Author: www.bloodbanx.com http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/1086836
112. (Simple Plan) (143↑, 177↓)
A "pop-punk" band from Canada. SP has 5 members, David Desrosiers (the beautiful bassist... and he does backing vocals), Pierre Bouvier (lead vocals), Jeff Stinco(lead guitar), Sebastien LeFebvre(guitar), and Chuck Comeau(drums). They've had two albums out so far, "No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls" in 2002 and "Still Not Getting Any..." in 2004. Some of their singles, and most popular songs have been "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Welcome To My Life", "Shut Up\!", and most recently "Untitled". There are a lot of people out there who like to dis Simple Plan on a daily basis and call them "posers" but the true fans dont care cuz to us the word "poser" is just another stupid label and we LOVE the band and their music\!\!

\<me\> Have u heard of Simple Plan?? \<random person\> Nope \<me\> Well check them out, they're awesome\!

Author: x_DavidIsMyOnlyOne_x http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/1408760
113. (Simple Plan) (178↑, 214↓)
Simple Plan is a Canadian band. They aren't punk, pop, or rock, nor anything else. They're just a band who writes about things in life, and they don't care about what genre they're classified in. They have two records: No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls, which has 13 songs, plus a bonus track, and Still Not Getting Any... which has 11 songs. They also have a DVD, A Big Package for You, which also includes two live songs and a track you can't find anywhere else. They don't care what you classify them as, or whatever you might call them, because they have millions of supporting fans. Whether or not you may like them doesn't matter, because they still have enough fans to have sold millions of records. And they don't just whine about their dads not listening to them. They make great music that other people can relate to, not just them. It's for the fans. And for those who think they're so immature by playing on Nickelodeon, at least it shows they don't care. They don't care what you think. They love what they do, as many others do, and they're going to keep doing it for as longs as they can. Whether they stay around forever, or break up next month, which isn't very likely, they'll still have fans listening to their music. So, if you hate them, no one's stopping you, go right ahead. But not everyone does. Pierre Bouvier: Vocals Chuck Comeau: Drums David Desrosiers: Bass, Backing Vocals Sebastien Lefebvre: Guitar, Backing Vocals Jeff Stinco: Lead Guitar

No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls includes Perfect, I'm Just a Kid, I'd Do Anything, and Addicted, which was released in 2002. Still Not Getting Any... includes Untitled (How Could This Happen To Me?), Crazy, Welcome to My Life, and Perfect World, which was released in 2004. These guys are dedicated to their music, so whether you like it or not, they'll keep playing it for their fans. If you hate them, all you have to do is change the radio station... and somebody must like them if their songs are good enough to play, so quit complaining and go buy a CD you'll listen to so you won't have to hear them. They don't care if you don't like them.

Author: I Guess I'm a Simpleton http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/1424992
114. (Simple Plan) (153↑, 194↓)
Simple plan is a band from montreal canada. they're pop/punk.not punk like real punk which is rancid and all that stuff. I first heard of them on much music. they're hated cuz they're on mtv this is stupid now everytime a band goes on mtv people hate it. like my chemical romance has been on mtv blink 182 has been on mtv and peopl hate them now that's just stupid. You losers who hate them only know a little bit of songs. I love them because they are themselves not what genre they are because i dont fucking care. And if u havent noticed shutup by sp is sent to sp haters. so shut up and go listen to bands u actually like.

Simple plan is a great band who just write about their experiences.

115. (simple plan) (116↑, 160↓)
an awsome band: for all you losers who call simple plan and canada stupid/gay/poseurs/ect. should GET A LIFE\! Keep your stupid and rude comments to ypourself and we dont care if you hate them or not. TAIS-TOI\! if you call someone a poseur, chances are, you a)dont have a life b)are a loser who has fun bringing other people down c) is jeslous becuz u know you'll never get taht far in life. STop calling bands bad names becuz you're not making yourself cooler\! so TAIS-TOI\!

stupid/mean/retarded person: simple plan are poseurs and cant sing me:tais-toi

116. (Simple Plan) (86↑, 131↓)
A band (which I really like) that doesn't give a fuck about what others think. They only care about their fans, and their music, not about some ass wipes who have no life, so they go around saying " I h8 simple plan\!1\!\!\!shift\!\!1\!nine\!\!11"

Ass Wipe: I h8 SP\!\!11\!\!1 they think there soooo punk Me: When have they ever said they were punk? And if you don't like or care about Simple Plan why the hell are you talking about them. Get a life. Ass Wipe: Shut up you poser\!\!\!11\!sfift\!\!1 Me: o.o Loser...

117. (Simple Plan) (45↑, 91↓)
A Canada-based pop band that originated in Canada in 2000-ish. Though many people hate them and others love them, they have had much mainstream success ever since their first single, "I'd Do Anything" was released. Most people believe they don't deserve the mainstream success because of what their music resembles. Not only is that all, but what is really a mystery is how their fans label them as "punk" and not "pop". The reason for this is because Simple Plan's dress code is black shirt, black pants, etc. This results in confusion on which genre they fit into (Same goes for Good Charlotte). So, because of that, people from all over the world assume Simple Plan is a punk band because of their black braceletc, etc. One reason may be to hide from the fact that they are an emo band. Though it does seem logical, no other emo band has had their fans disapprove of them being emo (except, of course, Good Charlotte). Also, another reason leading why we cannot call Simple Plan a punk band is because..well.. What they sing for. The Sex Pistols would never say "I'm sorry I can't be perfect". In conclusion, Simple Plan is a poser band.

Hey guy's, did you hear the new Simple Plan song? You mean that emo song I heard on the radio? Yeah.

118. (Simple Plan) (13↑, 63↓)
one of the best bands of our time. dont agree? count the awards they have won. some people say they are 'emo/whiney' but they aren't. anyone who actually listens to an album of theirs knows that a lot of their songs are fun, such as "Jump" "My Alien" "When I'm Gone" "Generation" "Running Out of Time" "Grow Up" and many many many others. They are from Montreal Canada, they speak french, and have five/six members. They "vlog" or video blog to keep their fans updated. They have traveled around the world, selling out shows, and if you ever meet them,you will know that they are probably the kindest rock stars you can ever talk to. Pierre Bouvier is the lead singer, formerly in the band Reset. David Desrosiers is the bassist and was also formerly in the band Reset. He was described as 'Scrumdiddlyumptos' in CosmoGirl\! Sebastian Lefebvre is one of their guitarists, usually is the one vlogging, and used to be a janitor at his old high school. He is on Man of The Hour with Patrick. Jeff Stinco is the their other guitarist, and is the other guy who 'vlogs' a lot alongside Sebastian. Chuck Comeau is the drummer, formerly in Reset, also. He has grazed drumming magazine covers, and writes a lot of their songs. He vlogs regularly, too. Last but not least, there is Patrick Langlois who is sort of like Simple Plan's right-hand man, appears in almost all of their videos and can sometime be seen running the merchandise booth at shows. He is on Man of The Hour with Sebastian.

I just baught the new Simple Plan album\! It rocks\! imple Plan is coming to our town\! yay\! I LOVE SIMPLE PLAN\!

119. (simple plan) (52↑, 102↓)
One of the best bands of all time and any one who thinks otherwise can go suck a cock

I love Simple Plan. They are one of the greatest bands of all time\!

120. (Simple Plan) (82↑, 132↓)
Simple Plan- a simple band with simple people singing simple songs that in truth are very simple.

me- I love simple plan you- they suck me- nuh uh you- they are simpltons me- that's what you think, so keep it to yourself.

121. (Simple Plan) (142↑, 192↓)
Simple Plan is a pop-punk band composed of five members. And no, they are NOT 'emo'. Chuck - Drums Pierre - Vocals Jeff - Lead guitar David - Bass and backup vocals Seb - Guitar and backup vocals If you don't like them, then keep it to yourself.

Just listen to their albums. Some of my favorite songs of theirs are: "Promise", "I'd Do Anything", "Shut Up\!" and "Wellcome to my life".

122. (Simple Plan) (148↑, 198↓)
a hella good pop-punk band.

your friend bob: who are you going to go see in concert tonight? you: simple plan, with some other equally awesum pop-punk bands

123. (simple plan) (155↑, 205↓)
A great band from Montreal, Canada. They sing about things they know and don't lead fake lives like other bands. They write their own songs, play their own instruments, and are very nice to their fans. Who really cares if you dont like their songs, but just find something else in your pathetic life to do besides bash bands.

Simple Plan is a great band because they do everything for themselves and are very nice.

124. (Simple Plan) (5↑, 56↓)
Wow. You people really have NO lives if the only thing you can do is bash on bands. SO what if you dont like them. Other people do. And you say they wine about their horrible lives "all the time"? Two songs out of over 30. Wow. That is just WAY too much. Anyway. I don't care if other people don't like Simple Plan (Which is my second favorite band), but it is just plain mean to talk trash about them. And do you even know what they went through in their lives? Have you met them? DOUBT IT. If you guys hate them soo much, then why do you guys know their song? Seriously don't be such a fucking hypocrite. Obviously enough people like them or else they wouldn't be around anymore. And they have to have talent or else they wouldn't have gotten a record deal. SO stfu.

ME: So what's up? Stupid Kid: Oh, nothing just listening to Simple plan, who I hate and bashing bands like them and Good Charlotte on Urban Dictionary. Me: *walks over, shoves kid out of their chair, walks out of room*

125. (Simple Plan) (3↑, 54↓)
A band from Quebec, Canada. Lots of people give this band shit when in fact, they are writing lyrics from other people's point of view. They aren't complaining about their 'daddies rejecting them' So, it's a bad thing now that we have a band that isn't selfish I guess?

George:Have you heard of Simple Plan Tammi:Yeah, they suck\! They bitch and complain about their daddies giving them a hard life\! George:... *facepalm*

126. (Simple Plan) (4↑, 55↓)
The greatest band ever (no matter what those motherf**king haters say)\! Some of their hits include "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life", "I'm Just A Kid", "Addicted", "Perfect", "I'd Do Anything", "Untitled", "Crazy", "When I'm Gone", "Your Love Is A Lie", "Save You" and "Generation".

tard: "simple plan are fags" cool guy: "mother fucker\! go die in a hole\! SP's amazing\!"

127. (simple plan) (5↑, 56↓)
an amazing band that gets a [bad rap] because they DONT sing about having sex, doing drugs, killing people, etc. they sing music that helps their fans through hard times (at least it helped me), im not sure if that was their goal, but that is the effect, thus giving them the look that they think their lives suck as some people say, but they never said they were singing about themselves. they are one of both mine and my girlfriend's favorite bands and those of you who spend the time to write these deffinitions putting them down, FUCK YOU\! and, should the actual band be reading this, there is one thing i have left to say, keep on rockin\!

Me: did you go to that simple plan concert last night? Fag: no, they suck, they only sing about how hard their lives ARENT\! haha did you see how i did that? im so funny and cool, unlike simple plan\! haha, there i go again\! Me: Fuck you

Author: im mintyfresh bitches\! http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/4689563
128. (Simple Plan) (14↑, 65↓)
A French-Canadian band. One of the best ever, despite what these middle-aged, upper-class, white men are saying. They do not understand or can not relate to Simple Plan's lyrics in any way, so they automatically hate them.

Middle Aged Man: Simple Plan is the worst band ever\! Most Teenagers: Shut the fuck up, old man

129. (simple plan) (4↑, 55↓)
Simple Plan a candian band from Montreal, Quebec. Consiting of 5 very talented members. who's lyrics are very meaningful and do NOT suck and do NOT deserved to be hated because they actually made it somewhere in the world and are quite popular in many countries. their songs aren't about their dads ignoring them, it was chuck (the durmmers) dad that did not support him leaving law school to persure a caree in music he didn't ignore him\!

i went to simple plan's concert last night it was fucking amazing\!

130. (Simple Plan) (6↑, 57↓)
A French Canadian pop punk band based in Montréal, Québec. They have released three studio albums. A lot of people criticize them for whining about how [fucking] their life is. I don't think they do that. They just try to give neglected people hope that's all. The only reason why they are hated is that one so called ''cool guy'' hates them for some reason or the other and the rest of the people follow them. They are a great band with great songs and 'clear' voice. You can understand what they are actually saying without checking the lyrics\! That is also a reason for them to be hated.

Guy 1,''[Whatcha] doing mate?\!'' Guy 2,'' Listening to Simple Plan's Welcome To My Life.'' Guy 1,'' That's a piece of shit\! They always whine how horrible their life is\!'' Guy2,''Fuck off man, what do you know?''

131. (Simple Plan) (7↑, 58↓)
No one gives a shit if you don't like them. They have ONE song about their dad, and they talk about how it was hard for them to do what made them happy, and still please their family. ...that's not complaining. That's encouraging. They actually have charities set up to help teenagers with problems. They are not just 'winging about their sucky lives.' One of the only bands using their fame for good things. They have so much talent, and the only reason people hate them so much is because people can't think for themselves. Definately the most amazing band, and some of the greatest boys ever. Unlike most bands, Simple Plan have fans they have will stick with them.

A: have you heard Simple Plan? B: No. A lot of people hate them, so obviously they suck.

132. (Simple Plan) (8↑, 59↓)
A pop-punk band from Montreal Canada formed in 1999. Members : Pierre Bouvier : Vocals. Sebastien Lefebvre : Rhythm Guitar & backing vocals. David Desrosiers : Bass & backing vocals. Chuck Comeau : Drums. Jeff Stinco : Lead Guitar. Hated by a lot of people. Loved by a lot of people. Albums : 1. No Pads, No Helmets, Just Balls. 2. Still Not Getting Any... 3. Simple Plan.

And now, "Save You" by Simple Plan coming up next on 92.5 KISS FM.

Author: quitcomplainingaboutsimpleplan http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/3881300
133. (Simple Plan) (6↑, 57↓)
An okay band which a lot of people hate because they have nothing else to do than post amazingly long rants about how white people shouldn`t whine about life sucking. SIMPLE PLAN IS [AWESOME].:)

Bob: Simple Plan SUCKS\! Tom: Why? Bob: I don`t know\! Tom: You`re a nincompoop.

134. (Simple Plan) (8↑, 59↓)
Great band with so much personality\! Got their start in Montreal, CA. All speak french (hot\!) and write awesome songs\! critics usually give bad reviews. one common review is "what do they have to complain about?" to which they answer, "you know, we had lives BEFORE we were simple plan. are we not aloud to write about that? plus, we write songs for those teens who feel like we did when we were that age." consists of [pierre bouvier],[seb lefebvre],[jeff stinco],[chuck comeau], and [david desrosiers]. amazing band that everyone should check out\! great live concerts too\!

Simple plan rocks in more ways than one\! they keep in touch w/their fans with their site, youtube account, myspaces, facebooks, ect. i \<3 simple plan\!

Author: call me simple plan\! http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/3416142
135. (simple plan) (8↑, 59↓)
The best fucking band in the whole goddamn mother fucking world\!\! There songs have such meanings; welcome to my life so describes the way I feel in everything that I do Simple plan fuckin rocks\!\!

Simple plan is the gnarliest freakin band in the world\!\!\! They fuckin rock\!\! And there hair is sooooo fuckin cute\! They have that johnny knoxville mohawk thing going on. They fuckin rock and they are soooooo hott\!

136. (simple plan) (10↑, 61↓)
Just a band. All bands are businesses. All bands cater for an audience. Their audience is mostly young and mostly inexperienced but that doesn't make them a bad band. They have incredibly catchy tunes and for a pop band that is the most important thing. Just because they don't scream like [Norma Jean] or have a political message like [The Dead Kennedies] doesn't mean they don't make fun, listen-able music.

Lets listen to Simple Plan like I would listen to any other band and lets keep an open mind about them because pop punk can be fun.

137. (Simple Plan) (15↑, 66↓)
A Band that could care less about all you haters and send thier time writing music or doing what ever else musicains do.

Pierre Bouvier Quote: People that hate our band (Simple Plan), they will never hate enough to make me stop, they don't phase me. I love what I do so much and they will never stop me from doing it. No matter how loud they scream, I will scream louder and I will always be there for the people that love us.

138. (simple plan) (8↑, 59↓)
Better than Avril Lavigne. Actually write their own music.Instead of stealing it from other bands. Great band in other words with the ability to write songs that mean something. New album out 12 February 2008.

Avril: omg like im sooooo totally cool. i even write my own like music\! ME:Bitch whatever\! You cant play or sing worth shit\! get a REAL job. *says underbreath "stupid muthafuckinbitchassho...BOO-YAH\!* Simple Plan: Yeah\! why dont ou go steal another song\!\!

Author: thelovedocter...me\! http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/2761647
139. (Simple Plan) (21↑, 72↓)
A band from Canada. Things that should be noted if you don't particulary like the band... 1. No one makes you listen to it, so if you don't like stop b****ing about how much you hate it. 2. You dont know them and their families and their backgrounds so you have no right to say crap about them whining about their lives in song form. You dont know them you shouldn't judge them. You also obviously haven't looked into the lyrics because they are more honest than most bands I have heard. 3.As for the talent issue... I would like to see you get together with for other people and make decent music, better music than SP. I'd love to see that because all true musicians know how hard it is to make music and practice and shit. I'd like to see you try.. and I'd laugh... a lot. 4. Also for a band Sp, isnt into a lot of shit that some bands are in.... enough said. 5. The guys in Sp actually give a damn about their fans beyond the money factor...Simple plan foundation. 6.They understand that music is about more than just notes and rythyms, its about feelings things and ones charecter and conyeing your beliefs to anther person. Its about communication with something bigger than yourself. Its about giving a damn about something other than yourself. 7.They never said they were punk... so stop b****ing about that... jeez people can be so ridiculous over the dumbest things.

Simple plan is a down to earth band and if dont like them dont complain. "So shut up, shut up dont want to hear it" (from simple plan's song in the album still not getting any called Shut up)

Author: StickUpForWhatYouThinkIsRight http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/2604163
140. (simple plan) (22↑, 73↓)
it's not like only people in africa or those suffering from poverty feel their life sucks. life can be hell for anyone whether rich or poor. like what happened to kurt cobain... so it is not at all that the band hates its life by expressing it thru the songs. but i hate those people who like to waste their time in just insulting the bands. though these don't even have the courage of performing and showing themselves to the world yet they are brave to critisize the ones who are famous. i can only say that these guys are jealous and can't stand other's happiness.

simple plan is the most fantastic band ever. no one can compare one band with the other. each band is the best in its own place. u can't compare the beatles with blink 182. both are best in its own place.

141. (simple plan) (35↑, 86↓)
I love Simple Plan. Most people think they write about they're own life when they don't. Simple Plan writes for their fans. Many children have fathers that want them to grow up and do whatever they want them to do, and if they do differently the fathers become upset, that is what the song "Perfect" is about. Nobody in Simple Plan are mad at their fathers. One of Simple Plan's friends were killed in a car accident by a drunk driver, that was what the song "Untitled" (How Could This Happen To Me) was about. I think they are a great band and are given to much grief by people that don't like them. What I don't understand is, if you don't like them then why are you typing about them? And I doubt Simple Plan gives a crap about what you think of them. I won't curse people that don't like them, that is their opinion, I disagree with it, but that is their opinion. Anyway, Simple Plan is a great band that donate to a lot of charitble events, and they do not complain about their lives at all. I wouldn't call them punk or rock, Simple Plan classifies themselves a great band.

Friend: Have you heard that Untitled song by Simple Plan? Me: Yeah, why? Friend: All Simple Plan wants to do is complain. Me: What are you talking about? That song isn't about them. Friend: Yeah right, Then what's it about? Me: Simple Plan wrote that song because one of their friends died in a car accident with a drunk driver. Have you even seen the music video? Friend: No. Me: Yeah, well maybe you should, why don't you find out a little about them before you make quick judgemental comments. You jerk\! Friend: Wow I feel like crap. Me: Yeah well maybe you should.

142. (Simple Plan) (9↑, 60↓)
A band of 5 guys out of Montreal, Quebec, Canada. They are no specifc genre of music. Most people saw "pop, punk, rock" but they have never once lablled themselves to the world.They got this lable from playing on the Warped Tour (which does tend to be punk/emo music). They make it very obvious in interveiws and websites (chances are if you actually looked you would see that). They don't whine about thier lives, they simply write something thier fans can relate too, and in some cases, wrote it about thier fans experiences. Chuck Comeau (Drums/Writer) has explained in many interveiws that after reciving many letters and e-mails from fans talking about problems they have had, has actually inspired him to write specific things. Thier fans and thier own experiences is thier inpseration. Thier fan base is MORE then 12 year olds.If you've ever bothered to meet a simple plan fan, or talk to someone they would explain to you that they range from 12-25 (yes 25) the "Simple Plan Invasion Crew" is thier street team, which happends to be packed with kids between that age, more are above the age of 15. I'm personally above the typical age, and hate being called a teenie, because we like more bands then just Simple Plan adn GC, some of us might like Metallica or maybe The Clas? Maybe AFI? (personally my music range is huge.) They have realesed many hit singles such as "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted" "Perfect" and "I'm Just A Kid" from thier first album "No Pads No Helmets..Just Balls" and "Welcome to my life", "Shut Up", "Crazy" and "Untitled" from thier 2nd album "Still Not Getting Any". Not only do they take time out to help/meet and support thier fans, but they take thier time to do many benefits such as M.A.D.D (witch the untitled video is in support of), Live 8 and thier own Simple Plan Foundation, which helps kids with depression, homlessness ect. In general, they are guys who are trying to please only thier fans and no one else, seriously, those who sit on here and make fun of them are no better then anyone, its pathedic. members are: Pierre: Vocals/some guitar/writing Chuck: Drums/Writing Jeff: Lead guitar Seb: Rhythm Guitar/Back up vocals David: Bass/Back up vocals. they really are a good band, maybe not the best in the world, but they have helped many kids, with more then just good music. "Perfect World" happends to be my favorite.

Hater: "Omgz,Perfect by simple plan is so fucking lame." Fan: "They have better songs then perfect you know" Hater: " i haven't bothered to listen to anything else, i judge a band on one song." Fan:"your a fucking idiot." *bitch slap* If you like a band, tell the world about them. If you don't like a band, keep your damn mouth shut and do not critisize thier fans.

143. (simple plan) (32↑, 83↓)
Simple plan dont sing that great, but they have more talent than the people who post how lame they are. Simple plan is famous, and are the losers who type out "I hate simple plan they shood die\!\!"? No. Simple plan is better then they'll ever be... unless they become a doctor, or have a better/more famous band then them....

John: "Simple plan sux. they should die." Tina: "At least they dont make a living pumping gas\!"

144. (simple plan) (56↑, 107↓)
kickass canadian band HOW ABOUT ALL U MOTHER FUCKERS WHO HATE SIMPLE PLAN GO SUCK UR COCKS, JUST BECUZ U HAVE A PATHETIC LIFE, DISSING THEM, IT DONT MEAN THEY DONT HAVE GOOD EFFING MUSIC i swear to god, u pple have only herd their mainstream mus, n its their non mainstream thats good.

honestly, its only cus their mainstream u hate them. like, for example, taking back sunday , r going mainstream, give it 2 yrs n everyone will hate them therefore listen to all simple plan's or any band for that matter music before effing judging and commenting them

145. (Simple Plan) (71↑, 122↓)
a french canadian band with a lot of talent who don't get enough credit. since they write about real life, say their words plainly, and have lyrics that make sense some people don't like them.

"emo" kid: simple plan sucks, they're so not hardcore like bands that sing "kill me DEAD, my life sucks because I'm grounded", "I hate my life so shove a fork in my head", and "i slit my wrists because I don't get my way".

146. (Simple Plan) (11↑, 62↓)
A Canadian band consisting of five members. It doesn't only appeal to 12 year olds. They play songs that most people can relate to, and not some stupid (rap) song about flirting with a girl. They also have talent and they don't care what other people say about them, they play the music for themselves not anyone else. They play songs that actually has a value like,

Crazy and Untitled. Pft, who said Canadian bands sucked, the reality is you suck shit. Whiny person: Canadian bands SUCK\! Simple Plan Fan and a Canadian: How? Example? Whiny person: Errrmmm Avril SuCkS\! Simple Plan Fan and a Canadian: She's not even a BAND you retard.

147. (Simple Plan) (85↑, 136↓)
Simple Plan is a band made up of 5 guys from Montreal, Canada; Pierre, David, Seb, Chuck, Jeff. They are one of the best rock/punk/pop/alternative bands with their much sucess winning "best candian group" 3 year in a row on MMVA and for the juno awards and so many more. Their popularaty has grown quicky over the years with sold out concerts over the world. Even though they are always on tour non stop for their fans, they have never lost their sense of humour. They know what their fans like and are not going to stop because of a few "simple plan haters" and will remain strong in the end.

Tegan: Hey Sara are you going to buy tickets to the Simple Plan concert? Sara: when did they go on sale? Tegan: I think only two days ago... Sara: Good luck with that\!\! They probably are already all sold out or the only sets left are row zzz\!\! Tegan: Shit\! I knew I should have got them earlier\!

148. (simple plan) (75↑, 126↓)
the best band to grace the face of the earth with their wonderful music. they dont care what everyone thinks of them and do everything for their fans. the rock and nothin anyone says can bring them down.

simple plan, good charlotte, green day, blink 182

149. (simple plan) (101↑, 152↓)
A French Candadian band who may not satisfy your ohsohardcore persona, but still can make quality music. Whilst everyone thinks they are complaining about their own lives, the truth is, they write for their fans. They are a down-to-eath band who still keeps in mind that without the fans, they'd be nothing. Pierre, David, Jeff, Chuck and Sebastien all go out of their ways to make sure that no matter how "popular" their music may get, they still take the time out to meet up and talk to their fans. Which, is quiet frankly, more than any of your OMGZIMSEWHxC bands could ever say. While still doing that, they have donated a lot to good causes such as the Tsunami Relief Fund and Live 8. Because they know the real problems in the world and just because they were fortunate enough to be born in a country where they don't have to worry about hunger or poverty, doesn't mean they're not "allowed" to write about problems that everyday teenagers have, you know... in a non-third world country. They only mean to do good, and if you can't see that, well. Then, get your head out of your hardcore scene ass and stop being so stuck up.

Scene kid: Oooh. I'm waaaay too hXc cewl to listen to a poppy band like Simple Plan. Maaan. Those guys are sellouts... and, because I was told so: Sellouts are laaame. Me: *backhands*

150. (Simple Plan) (70↑, 121↓)
A montreal based p unk group that is awesome and tours the world, coming 2 Australia soon.

SIMPLE PLAN ROX\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: xox..::JaZmin::..xox http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/1453589
151. (simple plan) (62↑, 113↓)
an awsome band who dont give a fuck wat any 1 says about them they r emo, but personally great guys who dont mope aroound like u say they do so all of you shut the fuck up\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

more like good charlotte, The Used & my chemicle romance is rock, these guys r just emo........who cares?

Author: I_luv_ya_david_desrosiers\! http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/1424521
152. (Simple Plan) (5↑, 56↓)
Simple Plan is a Canadian pop-punk rock band. The band has recently achieved widespread popularity despite receiving little appreciation from critics who claim they are posers with no creativity, talent, musicianship, or depth. Simple Plan claims that they are just doing what they love and will never stop. On their second album 'Still Not Getting Any...' the track "Shut Up" is a response to critics. The band: Pierre Bouvier — vocals Chuck Comeau — drums David Desrosiers — bass and background vocals Sebastien (Seb) Lefebvre — guitar and background vocals Jeff Stinco — lead guitar Simple Plan came about in stages that began with the founding of Reset, a Canadian punk band, by high-school friends Pierre Bouvier and Charles Comeau at the age of thirteen. Reset toured around Canada with bands such as MxPx, Ten Foot Pole, and Face to Face, but only ever gained mild popularity. The debut album was released in 1997. Comeau soon left to go to college, but two years later he hooked up with Jeff Stinco and Sebastien Lefebvre, and again started making music. It was coincidence that brought Comeau and Bouvier back together at a Sugar Ray concert in late 1999, and Bouvier soon left Reset and joined his old friends. David Desrosiers replaced Bouvier in Reset, but when asked to join the foursome, he too left the band and joined the four friends. Simple Plan was born. Role Model Clothing, the label that Bouvier and Comeau are often seen sporting, was actually formed before Simple Plan by Comeau, Bouvier, and their friend Patrick Langlois, who is now responsible for merchandising and the web, as well as being videographer for the band. Langlois and Lefebvre also have their own side project, a label called Man of the Hour, which is just starting out. Pierre Bouvier also appears as the host of Damage Control, [MTV]'s new reality television series. albums: 'No Pads, No Helmets...Just Balls'(2002) 'Still Not Getting Any...' (2004)

Simple Plan perform the theme song for the show "Whats New Scooby Doo".

153. (simple plan) (3↑, 54↓)
A duderific punk-pop, punk revival band. Extremely good, with a cute vocalist. People like to rip the shit out of them, But those knob-jockeys should just get a life.

I wanna marry Pierre Bouvier and have his babies :D

154. (simple plan) (155↑, 206↓)
From Montreal Canada Simple Plan is the coolest band ever who write what they wanna write, who sing what they wanna sing, and who do it for their fans.

I have a plan..it's quite simple...in fact it's a simple plan..

155. (simple plan) (12↑, 64↓)
French-canadian band that don't deserve all the shit that they are getting on this site from illiterate morons, who feel that they have a duty to jump on the 'flaming bandwagon'. I agree that in some songs, the lead singer sounds whiny, however many of their songs portray his voice in a better way. As for the whole 'whining, even though they're rich...don't live in a third world country blah blah blah...' shit, they are writing for the teenage audience who listen to their songs. I am a teenager, and I am going to admit that we can be self-centered and only focus on our own life problems at times. Simple Plan isn't trying to 'change the world through the power of music' and other bull that preachy bands lecture on. I can relate to their songs, and I enjoy listening to them, so if that makes me a 'teenybopper', then hey, label what you like, however I am not middle-class or American. I listen to many various genres of music, mainly the various subs of Rock. I admit that this band is almost purely pop (with the exception that they play their own instruments-well), but please, don't stereotype fans as the odd few moronic pre-teens that think the band is 'sooooo hawt \<3\!\!\!\!11oneeleven'. As for the Scooby Doo thing, you can say that it makes them losers, posers or sell-outs...whatever. I think that being all of these things is submitting to a label and being so 'hardcore, etc.', that everything's too cool for you. They did Scooby Doo...so frigging what. Leave them alone, they're real people that I highly doubt care about any of your pathetic little bitches and brainless little hatred speeches. You cna hate without being vocal and offensive, now I'll take a leaf out of your books (if you can read...?). Quit whining, Fuckwits.

Logical Fan: I really like them becuase their songs are relatable and their music's just great Poser Fan/OTT Fan: OMG, I'm like, going to download, like all of their songs, 'coz I heard one on the radio, and I bet the lead singer is buff/hot Non-fan: Well, I don't like Simple Plan, becuase they don't appeal to me and I find their songs repetitive/boring/not my taste of music Fuckwit Hater/Wagon Jumper: Simple Plan sucks so bad, they like suck weiners. God, how whiny is his voice?? I know, I'll just go post an offensive definition on an online dictioNary. That'll sort out the problem... ...WTF??

156. (simple plan) (7↑, 59↓)
Hands up, who wants an unbiased, non-judgemental definition? Thought so. Simple plan is a pop-punk band from Montreal, Canada. People call them posers, poseurs, etc. but there is no such musical genre as 'Poser-rock.' People who listen to Simple Plan are also labeled posers but this again is not true.

Person 1: I love Simple Plan. Person 2: Simple plan are posers lol\! Person 1: Go play in traffic.

Author: some random pyro chick http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/2190102
157. (Simple Plan) (7↑, 59↓)
A [pop-punk] [rock] band from Montreal, Canada. Simple Plan is: Pierre Bouvier(vocals) David Desrosiers(bass/vocals) Sebastien Lefebvre(guitar/vocals) Jeff Stinco(guitar) Chuck Comeau(drums) They currently have two albums out; 'No Pads, No Helmets...Just Balls'(2002) and 'Still Not Getting Any... '(2004)

If you want an example then just listen to their albums. "Simple Plan is one of my favorite bands."

158. (Simple Plan) (7↑, 59↓)
One of the most awesome bands ever. They actually write their own songs, so its actually their music. They really don't care what people say about them, and the only one that's dyed their hair black is David Desrosiers(bass player). The band consists of 5 memebers: Pierre Bouvier: Lead Vocals David Desrosiers: Bass, Back Up Vocals Sebastien Lefebvre: Back Up Guitar, Back Up Vocals Jean-Francois Stinco(Jeff): Lead Guitar Charles Comeau(Chuck): Drums

As Pierre sang his heart out, and as David, Seb, and Jeff strummed their guitars, as Chuck took all his anger out on the drum set that sat before him, the crowd chanted: "Simple Plan, Simple Plan\!"

159. (simple plan) (112↑, 164↓)
A good band from Canada that sings about things they have experienced throughout life and anyone who doesn't like them doesn't know Jack Shit.

Fag: Simple Plan Sucks My Balls\!\!\!\! Me: What The Hell? Simple Plan Rocks, goddammit\!\! *smack*

160. (Simple Plan) (8↑, 61↓)
Okay. Obviously all you cocksuckahs are retarded. =] Simple Plan is one of the BEST bands ever. If you think they're whiny, oh well. They're teenagers. Fucking deal with it. They're not trying to be punk. They're... college rock, or something like that. So get your facts straight before you make yourselfs look like idiots. Khay?

YOU: OMG, Simple Plan sucks so effing hard. ME: Aww, HELL naw. Bitch. YOU: What? You seriously LIKE them? ME: What? You seriously DON'T like them? YOU: Uhh... yeah. ME: Faggot...

Author: O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_O http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/3921714
161. (Simple Plan) (11↑, 64↓)
A Canadian Pop-Punk band consisting of 5 members. -Pierre Bouvier -David Desrosiers -Chuck Comeau -Jeff Stinco -Sebastien Lefebrve They have have 3 albums out. -No pads, No helmets, just balls. -Sill not getting any... -Simple plan. They also have a 'Live in japan' album out. This band is often classified as Untalented or Whiney because of thier lyrics. But, The people who often state this do not realize that the band wrote these so called 'immature' lyrics when they were in thier teens. They also dont realize that they write music that thier fans can connect to. Simple plan has many other talented songs that are not thier hit singles. Thier music deals with issues that happen in everyday life. Thier songs are easy to relate to, and they dont have overly dramatic lyrics. They state what they need to say simply, yet thier words have a powerful affect on the people who listen to it.

Simple plan has hit songs such as, 'Im just a kid, 'shut up', and 'Welcome to my life.'

162. (simple plan) (95↑, 148↓)
A band from Canda how can tottaly rock. The band has a lot looking guys like David.

They know how to keep the crowd going.

163. (Simple Plan) (72↑, 125↓)
One of the best bands ever, that helps people relate by their songs.

Simple Plan is AWSOME\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

164. (simple plan) (74↑, 131↓)
only the best band ever. if you think they suck then you really have never heard quality music. its the best music to listen to when your depressed. only people with realy music sense listen to them.

still not getting any by simple plan fucking rocks man\!

165. (simple plan) (34↑, 95↓)
Simple Plan are a hot band from canada full of so totally hot guys who are so totally hot. Not all emo's cut themselves and Simple Plan are not a band full of whiny ass bitches when you say whiny ass bitch you must be looking in a mirror or talkning about your self F**KER\!\!

i went and saw simple plan last night. It made me feel so good i will be happy for the rest of the week then im going to walk my dog and not cut myself because im not a sterotypical emo like some people in here think they are\!

Author: mega emo ranger tagzo http://simple-plan.urbanup.com/1725009
166. (simple plan) (112↑, 173↓)
Simple Plan is one of the best bands out there. They are my favourite band and i listen to their CD's Everyday. I don't get it why people have to always diss someone elses favourite band. You don't see me dissing your favourite band so why do you diss mine?

Simple Plan Rawks My Sox Off\!\!

167. (simple plan) (107↑, 175↓)
Brilliance. Tehy are a fuckin great band. Anyone who says theyre only popular cuz theyre good looking its not true. They are popular because they are good. Also, i would like to point out that they are not liked just by people who want to believe they are punk or rock or whatever. Poeple like simple plan because simple plans music is the brilliant, whatever genre you want to call it. And theyre a nice bunch of guys with a lot of talent. take david for example. He sung in reset when he was 16, in front of thousands of people, a song which he and his band wrote themselves, i a language which he hadnt been speaking very long (hes french canadian so his first language is french.). He can sing, and play guitar, bass and drums. Dont try and tell me thats not talented. Can you do better? They are very nice when you talk to them aswell. Of all the bands ive met they were one of the nicest.

music by simple plan includes: jump just a kid perfect id do anything ( mark hoppus liked this song so much he played it before his shows with blink182 to get him hyped up) 'oh my simple plan' (oh my god)

168. (simple plan) (42↑, 122↓)
seb in simple plan iz onli 23 david iz 24 and da rest r 25 and avril sux i h8 avril good charlotte rox\! and don't diss simple plan and good charlotte cauze dare betta den da shit u listen 2

SiMpLe PlAn RoX sO dOeZ gOoD cHaRlOtTe

169. (Simple Plan) (79↑, 195↓)
The best band ever\! I love them and i'm obsessed with them and they're my most favorite band ever\! They rocked in the Noise To The World Tour 2005, along with Good Charlotte, and Relient K as a guest (Even though i dont really know any Relient K songs.) I saw them in concert in Indanapolis at the Pepsi Coliseum on May 8, 2005 (Mother's Day)

Simple Plan is the best band in the whole world.

170. (Simple Plan) (110↑, 298↓)
A great five person band; lead vocals: Pierre Bouvier, Guitar: Sebastien Lebouveve(or i dunno how to spell it)and Jeff Stinco, Bass:David Desrosiers, Drums: Chuck Comeau. they have two CDs; No pads, no helmets...just balls, and Still not getting any. Lots of great songs: most popular (which arnt better than the others) are shut up, im just a kid, perfect,welcome to my life.

You know the bass player in simple plan? David Desrosiers? oooooooooohhhhhh man he is soooo sexy.

Related: emo, good charlotte, david desrosiers, music, pierre bouvier, punk, chuck comeau, jeff stinco, poser, band, david, gay, pierre, pop punk, green day, blink 182, pop, pop-punk, sebastien lefebvre, simple, sum 41, chuck, fall out boy, plan, rock, sebastien, shit, avril lavigne, crap, jeff, sp, awesome, hot topic, patrick cunningham, seb, bouvier, hilary duff, my chemical romance, bitch, blink-182
Last updated: 2012.03.03

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